and i loved you,
it wasn't what i wanted, it just happened
one night after work you invited me over to your place.

i could barely contain my erection
(what's wrong with me
how am i still such a fucking child??)

i hid it behind the EP i was carrying
(pocket calculator)

your place was a fucking mess.

i thought i'd meet your roommates
i got myself psyched up to meet your roommates

they weren't around
because you weren't around for each other

i should've taken that as a sign.