10. jeans that stick so close to the legs they infiltrate the mind, take control of the central cortex of thought, dictate shallow inconsistencies liable to be questioned
that will not be questioned because they will not be noticed because (A-HA!) nobody cares what you might say or think, inconsistency does not matter -- content is not important -- it's all
about who you know, what they do, how you met where you're going, how they will help you get there what you will do for them later, it's more about
an image on a face that was once a person.